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HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE

John Tilson • 6/20/11        Print This Post Print This Post • Comment Bookmark and Share

MEDICAL ALERT

I just heard this from my UNDERGROUND Grape Vine

So here is a  major announcement


A single glass of wine at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.

purple grapes


And I kid you not…
There Is A New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

little glass

PINO MORE

grapes on vine

see no evil monkey

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just could not help passing it  along

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  • smortergiremal says:
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    August 13, 2024 at 10:34 pm
    I believe you have noted some very interesting details , thanks for the post.
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  • tlovertonet says:
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    August 13, 2024 at 5:20 am
    F*ckin’ tremendous things here. I am very glad to see your article. Thanks a lot and i am looking forward to contact you. Will you kindly drop me a mail?
    Reply
  • Barbara Gantz says:
    June 21, 2011 at 7:58 am

    Oh John—you still got it! I loved this and I’m really enjoying the articles too!

    Reply
    • John Tilson says:
      June 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm

      Thanks Barb,
      I’m glad you are enjoying the new Underground. Please pass it along to everyone at REA and all your friends! The more the merrier!!
      In Vino Veritas,
      John

      Reply
  • rhoda sharp says:
    June 21, 2011 at 7:50 am

    And i took this seriously and spent ten minutes to get to this “gotcha”

    You’ll pay for this one, John Tilson

    Reply

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