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It seems that things are always presented as seasonal. Do you think that people drink wine according to the season? I don’t know what other people do, but I do know that certain foods are seasonal and wine is just another food group. So it stands to reason that wine and food should go together based on what you eat. Right?
This makes sense to me. But, how do these comments from the netherworld of wines fit into the picture? Can you believe this? Is this the new world order?
ONLY DRINK 100 POINT WINES AND ONLY WITHOUT FOOD UNLESS THE FOOD RATES 100 POINTS
FOODS SHOULD BE RATED LIKE WINES WITH 100 POINTS FOR THE BEST
AVOID WINE AND FOOD THAT DO NOT RATE 100 POINTS
BUT NEVER FEAR. IF YOU CAN’T FIND ENOUGH 100 POINT WINES OR FOODS IN YOUR BUDGET YOU WILL HAVE THE ULTIMATE DIET
IF YOU FOLLOW THE ABOVE YOU WILL BE SMARTER, MORE FIT, AND TOTALLY IN LINE WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER
Yikes! It is that time of year again.
The first of April!
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In Vino Veritas,
John Tilson