A Guide to Wine, Food & the Good Life
To subscribe and be notified anytime we post a new article, enter your email address in the box below, then click on Subscribe Now.

Underground Wine Line

Similar Articles:

  1. Vintage Tastings – A Day at the Tilsons
  2. Vintage Tastings – A Top Ten for 2023
  3. ED LAZARUS - ONE OF A KIND
  4. JIM CLENDENEN REMEMBERED
  5. STUPID WINE DESCRIPTIONS
  6. DENNIS FOLEY, RENOWNED FIGURE IN THE WORLD OF RARE WINE, PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 74
  7. STUPID WINE DESCRIPTIONS
  8. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020!
  9. SURPRISE WINNING WINE IN THE INTERNATIONAL WINE TASTING COMPETITION OF THE CENTURY
  10. WINE & TRUTH
  11. 2018 STUPID WINE DESCRIPTION WINNERS
  12. ATTENTION WINE DRINKERS: THIS BUD’S FOR YOU!
  13. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  14. BURGUNDY 2018
  15. WHAT DO NUMBERS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
  16. THE ROSÉ PARADE
  17. BOOK ON ROBERT LAWRENCE BALZER PUBLISHED BY UNDERGROUND'S CONTRIBUTING EDITOR CHRISTINE GRAHAM
  18. A NATIONAL CONTEST TO SEE WHICH 100 POINT WINE WRITER HAS THE MOST CREATIVE WINE DESCRIPTIONS
  19. 2017 STUPID WINE DESCRIPTION WINNERS
  20. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018!
  21. NEWS FLASH – HAS FAKE NEWS TAKEN OVER THE WINE GAME?
  22. 2016 STUPID WINE DESCRIPTION AWARD WINNERS AND MORE!
  23. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017!
  24. BURGUNDY – 2016 VISIT
  25. YIKES! THE 1000 POINT WINE SCORE IS HERE
  26. CHAMPAGNE DAY 2016
  27. OUTSTANDING OLD MARSANNAY ROSÉS
  28. A MONTE BELLO TOAST TO PAUL DRAPER
  29. THE PERILS OF FARMING – MOTHER NATURE DEVESTATES BURGUNDY
  30. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS ON THE WINE CALENDAR?
  31. THE DAILY MEAL WINERY AWARDS
  32. STUPID WINE DESCRIPTION OF THE YEAR?
  33. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016!
  34. ENCORE: DEAR SANTA, WE’VE GOT A LITTLE LIST
  35. BACK TO THE FUTURE
  36. A VIEW OF THE 2015 BURGUNDY VINTAGE IN ADVANCE OF THE ANNUAL UNDERGROUND WINELETTER TRIP TO BURGUNDY TO TASTE THE 2014S
  37. I HATE TO TELL YOU “I TOLD YOU SO” BUT “I TOLD YOU SO!”
  38. WHAT’S IN YOUR WINE GLASS?
  39. MORE ON BIB WINE
  40. THE JUDGMENT OF MOSCOW
  41. ROSÉ WINES AND THE GREAT ROSÉS OF PROVENCE
  42. A SHOT OUT OF THE BLUE: WE HAVE A NEW ENTRY IN THE WINE INGREDIENT LABELING DERBY
  43. PREMOX: “WHEREFORE ART THOU?”
  44. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015!
  45. PREVIEW: ALONG THE BUGUNDY TRAIL VINTAGE 2013
  46. CAUTION! WHAT’S IN YOUR WINE?
  47. FOR THE LOVE OF ROSÉS
  48. THE BEST WINERIES IN AMERICA - THE TOP 4 ARE FROM CALIFORNIA'S CENTRAL COAST!
  49. STOP THE PRESSES! THERE IS A NEW SCORING SYSTEM!
  50. WINE WRITING – WHAT IS IT?
  51. POLYESTER WINES
  52. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!
  53. THE UNDERGROUND IS BACK!
  54. CALLING TIME OUT
  55. ROSÉ - IT’S TIME HAS COME
  56. ARE NUTRITIONAL LABELS COMING TO ALCOHOLIC DRINKS?
  57. THE BLENDING GAME: ROSÉ & MORE
  58. ATTENTION ALL WINE CONSUMERS: WINE INGREDIENT LABELING IS HERE!
  59. EXCLUSIVE NEWS FLASH!
  60. THE GREATER FOOL?
  61. DOMAINE ALBERT GRIVAULT
  62. TASTING WINE VS. DRINKING WINE - IS THERE A DIFFERENCE?
  63. A PAIR TO DRAW TO & A GUIDE FOR WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN WINES THAT ARE FOOD FRIENDLY, BALANCED, AND CAPABLE OF AGING FOR AN EXTENDED TIME
  64. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013!
  65. THE UNDERGROUND HISTORY AS WE BRIEFLY LOOK BACK AND THEN CONTINUE TO FOCUS ON THE FUTURE
  66. BYE BYE BIG KAHUNA
  67. A LOOK AT NV CHAMPAGNE – IS IT REALLY DIFFERENT THIS TIME?
  68. FAKE WINES IN CHINA - THE BEAT GOES ON
  69. 2011 BURGUNDY – THE SURPRISE VINTAGE
  70. THE MARRIAGE BLEND
  71. LOOKING FOR OLD WINE WITH IMPECCABLE PROVENANCE?
  72. WINE FRAUD AND A WINE DETECTIVE - THE STORY OF DON CORNWELL
  73. HISTORIC VINEYARD SOCIETY
  74. DON’T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST!
  75. THE BLENDING GAME - IS IT TIME FOR THREE BUCK CHUCK?
  76. EVERYTHING YOU HAVE BEEN DYING TO KNOW ABOUT NEWLY RELEASED CALIFORNIA CHARDONNAYS!
  77. COUNTERFEIT WINE AND THE ROLE OF CHINA
  78. THE JUDGMENT OF PRINCETON
  79. WHEN TO TASTE, DRINK, & ENJOY YOUNG WINES & WHAT ABOUT ROSÉ?
  80. THE VINEYARD OR THE WINEMAKING? WHAT REALLY MATTERS?
  81. BLENDING GAME PREVIEW
  82. PREDICTING THE FUTURE!
  83. AMATEUR NIGHT AT THE WINE FOLLIES: THE ANSWER WAS LYING IN PLAIN SIGHT
  84. THE PERFECT WINE?
  85. ATTENTION COSTCO WINE SHOPPERS: WHEN IS A ROSÉ NOT A ROSÉ?
  86. NAPA VALLEY WINES – JUST WHEN I THOUGHT WE HAD SEEN EVERYTHING!
  87. THE WINE FRAUD STORY – THE BEAT GOES ON!
  88. DO WINE AND TOILET PAPER HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON?
  89. WINE JUSTICE STRIKES!
  90. FOODIES FIGHTING FOR FOIE!
  91. CALLING ALL WINE INVESTORS
  92. ONE WINEDRINKER’S OBSERVATIONS OVER NEARLY 30 YEARS: TWO FACES OF FRAUD? MORE TO COME?
  93. NEWS FLASH -- NEW ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS FOR WINE MAY SOON BE ISSUED!
  94. ROSÉ IS THE PERFECT ANTI WINE
  95. AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A RIDDLE – CAN AN UGLY DUCKLING BECOME A SWAN?
  96. STOP THE WINE PRESS! THE FBI HAS MOVED TO STOP WINE FRAUD!
  97. 2004 WHITE BURGUNDIES: PREMOX OR NOT? THE BEAT GOES ON!
  98. GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS
  99. WHAT’S ULLAGE GOT TO DO WITH IT? - THE CURIOUS CASE OF 1928 LA GAFFELIÉRE NAUDES
  100. LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE!
  101. WINE FRAUD – LIGHTNING STRIKES!
  102. WINE FRAUD – CAVEAT EMPTOR!
  103. BIRDS OF A FEATHER - LAUGHABLE WINE DESCRIPTIONS
  104. TIS THE SEASON!
  105. WHAT’S IN YOUR WINE BOTTLE?
  106. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!
  107. A NEW WINE FOR THE HOLIDAYS THAT HAS EVERYONE BUZZED
  108. WHAT IS A WINE CONSUMER TO DO?
  109. IS IT DRINK NOW AND PAY LATER? YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY, BUT BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
  110. BE THE MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN!
  111. TAKE A DIFFERENT VIEW THAT IS EASY ON YOUR PALATE AND ON YOUR WALLET
  112. ALONG THE BURGUNDY TRAIL - OCTOBER 2011
  113. Z IS FOR ZINFANDEL
  114. A NOTE FROM DARRELL CORTI
  115. THE BIRDS ARE STILL FLOCKING – WATCH OUT BELOW!
  116. SOME MORE BIG HOUSE RELATIVES PAY A VISIT TO THE UNDERGROUND
  117. WINE & CLOSURE
  118. YIKES! THE TIDE MAY BE GOING OUT SOON! WHO’S SWIMMING NAKED?
  119. WHAT IS WINE?
  120. HALLELUJAH!
  121. BLENDING GAME -- BLENDING MAN TO THE RESCUE
  122. HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE
  123. NOW APPEARING AT A STORE NEAR YOU - DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA STARRING MALBEC & TORRONTES
  124. BLENDING PARTY – A NEW TWIST – FLASH DASH – WHAT'S IN YOUR GLASS?
  125. BBBB TRIBUTE
  126. OMG - IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD OR NOT?
  127. TAKE THE WINE CHALLENGE - BLENDING IS YOUR FRIEND!
  128. THE BORDEAUX ROAD AHEAD - A BUBBLE, A SPEED BUMP, OR BLISS?
  129. HERE AT LAST – BEYOND 100 POINTS – NIRVANA!
  130. BIRDS OF A FEATHER…
  131. FLASH! BIG NUMBERS WINE CRITIC ISSUES REPORT ON 2009 BEAUJOLAIS
  132. SPÄTBURGUNDER – WHAT IS IT?
  133. PINOT GRIS. IT'S FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW PINOT GRIS?
  134. THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON … “SUM YUNG VINE” X 2
  135. AND THE BEAT GOES ON…
  136. 100-POINT WINES – GET ‘EM WHILE YOU CAN!
  137. STORAGE, STORAGE, STORAGE!
  138. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! IT'S TIME TO GIVE THANKS AND ENJOY FOOD AND WINE!
  139. WOW! 2009 RED BURGUNDIES. STAY TUNED!!
  140. TIME TO GET INTO BEAUJOLAIS!
  141. A BARGAIN AT WHAT PRICE?
  142. VINOUS DRIVE-BY -- IT'S THE DRIVE-BY SIP AND SPIT!
  143. WINE TASTING OF THE MILLENNIUM
  144. ANSWER TO WINE TASTING OF THE MILLENNIUM
  145. PAST LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
  146. DEAR SANTA, WE'VE GOT A LITTLE LIST
  147. THE UNDERGROUND IS BACK!
  148. WHY THE “UNDERGROUND” WINELETTER? ARE WE TERRORISTS?

THE JUDGMENT OF MOSCOW

John Tilson • 3/31/15        Print This Post Print This PostComment Bookmark and Share

 moscow

Hear ye! Hear ye! First there was the famous Judgment of Paris where California wines topped French wines. Now there is The Judgment of Moscow. The Russians are coming and they are taking no prisoners. They are after every thing in sight and that includes wine. The boys best known for alcohol and Vodka have just made a startling discovery – WINE! And, guess what? They have been setting up double blind tastings (no one knows the identity of any of the wines). And, in this case, it is triple blind since all the tasters also wear blindfolds. They are really serious! Besides it is really cold in Russia!

Mimicking the US mania, the Russian tastings started with a bunch of the 100 point alcohol fruit bombs. Things like Sign No Scrotum, No Cassin, Squealing Monkey, and Outta Here. The Russians matched these wines up with their favorite libations. And then they mixed the wines with their favorite libations. After all, they were on a mission for the greatest. So why not max it out? Vodka and Sign No Scrotum. Does that not have a certain affinity? Is this a match made in ….?  But, guess what? Someone came in from above and offered the Russians a glass of rosé. After that, there were more rosés and then the  Russians  even started doing rosé tastings. It was amazing. In no time, there was no turning back. The rosés walked away with the bouquet. Soon, after a brief time out  to digest their experience, all of the Russian tasters were grateful for the outcome. You see, for the first time, after their massive tastings of traditional libations and 100 point fruit bombs, often mixed for maximum impact, they had time for other things. These included cigars and other related indulgences that they could enjoy without having to cope with fatigue, lack of stamina, head aches, languished libido, and unconsciousness. It was a short journey  from Vodka to fruit bombs. And, it was an even shorter trip towards taste and moderation. Go figure! The world needs to take notice. Maybe this is enlightened leadership!!

putin

You see, there were winners for sure and it’s rosé endorsed by Putin. No one would dare going back now. Putin is in charge and it is amazing who is leading the parade. One hint: It’s a world class rosé that the Russians are promoting.  Take a guess and click here for the answer.

 

 

 

 

 

Post a Comment

No comments so far for “THE JUDGMENT OF MOSCOW”

Post a Comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.